Hakuna Matata

bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

softna:

i need a two hour long hug

ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

bonaventure-:

my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80” 

whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

diddily:

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

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landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

vvhaleshark:

who is this and how is she kiking me from 1999

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police