Hakuna Matata

angelagossow:

why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge

why is anything considered soft grunge

what is soft grunge

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

luxio:

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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sadgaymeme:

sweet dreams are

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who am i to

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pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

perchu:

im alive but only ironically

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that