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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control

bestpal:

smoking we’d

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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relahvant:

it’s halfway through 2014 and i have literally achieved nothing

cumfort:

what if disney channel had a throwback week and all the old shows and movies were on it

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breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult