hello 911 help school is killing me
The best kind of alcohol is a lot.
THE FIRST TIME I GOT HIGH I GOT REALLY INSPIRED AND I WROTE DOWN A BEAUTIFUL SONG AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO GREAT AND ORIGINAL AND MOVING BUT THEN A FEW DAYS LATER WHEN I WASN’T HIGH I FOUND IT ON MY FLOOR AND REALIZED I HAD JUST WRITTEN DOWN THE LYRICS TO FIREWORK BY KATY PERRY
I can safely assume 98% of us should be doing homework
i love to do the blogger
you lie on your back in the bed, with the laptop in your lap, slowly overheating until it dies, you only change position to get comfortable or to reach the last morsel of food left on your bedside table or your floor
Do not be fooled, I am not that cute in person. I actually resemble a potato. My selfie game is just hella strong.
if i lay here
if i just lay here
do u think i’d still pass all of my classes
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
my cousin just said to me “on your wedding day,i’m gonna start my toast with the story of how you were born and grandma cried because you were so ugly”
when somebody jokes about ur insecurities